6/23/22
So I was rolling the truck along on that long, dark road that stretches from work to home when I saw lights up ahead. At least some of them were flashing and multicolored, too — the kind you don’t want to find reflecting on your dashboard or in your rearview mirror. And for a brief, passing moment, that’s all I figured it was: the coppers had pulled some poor ol’ schmuck over and now I was left to hope that those bright, distracting, flashing lights didn’t blind or distract me as I attempted to safely pass them both. There were also taillights, however, so some other car seemed reluctant to pass.
Then, as I made my way towards the cop lights, I saw, just beyond them, brilliant, orange flames violently licking the night sky. It was like a roadside bonfire. I couldn’t see the source, but it was undoubtedly an automotive barbecue — surely not the kind of barbecue anyone save for extreme pyromaniacs devoid of any respect for human life wants to be a part of, even as a mere witness.
Just as I approached, the one car in front of me struggled a bit, but ultimately managed to turn around, though in the midst of backing up the second time he almost clipped the ambulance flying by.
By this time, cars were lining up behind me, and I wondered if I, too, should turn around. Just then, out from the blazing fire up ahead came an epic explosion and rain of sparks, which is precisely when I decided, yeah, that’s a sign that I should really, really pull into the same driveway of the last car, turn around, and go back the way I came.
So I did just that.
After heading back towards work, seeing other vehicles follow suit in my rear view, it suddenly struck me that I knew no alternate route home. This is the same issue I face every time they block main street in the town where I work for a car show or some festival, the same shit I have to deal with every time I face a detour along some familiar route. I have absolutely no sense of direction and get horrifically lost.
So I did just that, too.
I mean, I didn’t get horrifically lost, and I discovered how you get to the campgrounds a friend at work was telling me about in the process, and I only took two turns and managed to find my way back to the long, dark road I started from, but I didn’t know where to go from there, so I went back to the gas station where I got my beer before leaving work to start off my weekend. I parked by the air pumps, grabbed my phone, and opened Google Maps.
Somehow, this didn’t help at all, and I just ended driving back towards the bonfire in the road.
Quit whining, I told myself as I made my anxious way. Quit bitching. So it’s the start of your weekend and you’re an eager beaver with respect to getting home. So your beer is getting warm in the passenger seat. Boo-fucking-hoo. This might be an irritating inconvenience for you, one that’s sort of summoning forth your persistent anxiety, but whoever was in that wreck is having a far, far, fucking far more harrowing evening than you, rest assured.
So buck up and shut up, motherfucker.
By the time I got there, there was a line of cars again, though this time I couldn’t see beyond the semi a car or two in front of me. I didn’t see any fire reaching out to the starry heavens, either, however, which might be a good sign, at least with respect to traffic flow.
So it proved to be.
I could see cars coming from the opposite direction, then they stopped driving by and I could see the semi turning into the oncoming lane. So I followed taillights through the blazing lights of police, the fire department, the ambulance — all of them, some of them, I couldn’t fucking tell. The lights were so blinding, the lingering smoke so obstructing on top of it, and the battlefield of splattered bug corpses so littered my windshield that it was difficult to see much of anything.
Looking to my right, I did see a white car, however, and one that had been beaten to hell. Not charred, however, so I’m not certain it was the source of the fire. I expected to see a semi, the way those flames were, and perhaps there was one, but I didn’t see it. Looking at that car, I winced as my heart sank in unison. My blood ran cold, and my stomach twisted in knots.
There’s just no way, I thought solemnly.
I find it difficult to believe anyone survived that. If it was the origin of the bonfire, the occupants were certainly in citical and considerably crispy condition at best. Anakin Skywalker at the end of Revenge of the Sith would have nothing, absolutely nothing on them.
Once home, I checked Google to see if there was any word on what happened, and I did so again the following day.
Nothing.
These themes that have been running through my experiences as of late — the themes of old age, the fragility of life, of death and how it could come at any moment for strangers, loved ones, myself — it doesn’t seem to be letting up.
When I first arrived, it had pretty much just happened. Had I not stopped for beer, I might have been part of the accident, for all I know. And if I hadn’t been a part of it but witnessed it happening, what, outside of calling 911, could I have done? Run into the fire as a suicidal hero? Chat with the neighbors as we watched people die? I would have felt even more fucking lost as to what to do then I was when that long-haired guy overdosed in our fast food bathroom recently. I would have been even more fucking useless.
I hope, whoever was involved, that they’re okay, but I can’t for the wasted life of me imagine any of them are.